i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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