dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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