It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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