Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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