Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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