He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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