Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She needs sedatives and a leash
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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