I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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