I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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