Buhtt sex?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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