Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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