his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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