i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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