Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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