How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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