Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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