Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i believe in u and ur pee
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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