I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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