This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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