If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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