You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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