In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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