Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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