I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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