gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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