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Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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