You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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