try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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