even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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