everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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