Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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