it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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