Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
