She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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