Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
a search helicopter?!
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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