But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Sext me about skeletons
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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