also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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