He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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