Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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