u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
