he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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