Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
