I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We are all done wearing pants today
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