it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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