just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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