what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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