would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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