its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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