You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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