Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Please, let me fuck your mom
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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