lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
wanna go halves on a baby?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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