Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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