i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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